The Great Table Debate: Jerky Guys vs. Ammo Mountains vs. Knife Lords

Every show has factions: Jerky Guys, Ammo Mountains, and Knife Lords. They coexist like biomes—and balance the ecosystem perfectly.

Jerky Guys: The Aroma Offensive

They set hooks with free samples and stories about mesquite smoke. Love them or roll your eyes, they pay a lot of rent and keep spouses entertained while you negotiate a Mauser bolt.

Ammo Mountains: Pallets of Possibility

You’ll recognize them by the dolly traffic jam. Buying cases? Watch per‑round pricing, shipping math (when applicable), and lot numbers. Ask about storage and returns.

Knife Lords: Edge and Attitude

From custom Damascus to budget beaters, knives are the most handled items at a show. Check centering, lockup, and steel markings. Handmade vendors will often sharpen on the spot.

The Oddball Aisle

Patch makers, scope ring specialists, surplus uniforms, coin guys, and survival gear round out the loop. That flashlight might save your hunt—and your negotiation timing.

The unwritten rules

Don’t block tables; don’t dry‑fire without permission; don’t price‑shop on your phone in someone’s face. Do bring cash, kindness, and a sense of humor.

Pick a side—then buy from all of them

Balance your pack: protein, primers, and a pocket knife you’ll actually use. Then read our Survival Guide before your next run.